April 2012
March 2012
Before our meal,
Allyssa: Wait! Someone has to pray!
Me: I'm not praying! I always do when my family needs someone to pray!
Kristel: Just go Mel!
Allyssa: Let's gather our hands.
Stacie: Okay I'll pray then!
All: *Joins hands.
Stacie: (Said in British accent) We love our bread, we love our butter, but most of all, we love each other!
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Stacie: Whaaat?! That was good riiiight?!
All: HAHA FACEBOOOOK/TUMBLR/TWITTERRR!!!
Stacie: Yaaay I did my first praryer! *claps hands
Allyssa: Okay let's go eat now.
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- Haole Parent : “If someone hits you , go tell the teacher"
~ Local Parent : “LICK DAT FAKA!”
- Haole Parent : “go in your room & think about what you've done”
~ Local Parent : “go get da rubbah slippah.”
- Haole Parent : “Good morning, time for school”
~ Local Parent : “You miss da bus you walking to school”
- Haole Parent : “we’re heading to the store, you can pick one thing from the toy isle”
~ Local Parent : “We going store, no ack up or I lick you”
- Haole Parent : “please stop crying .”
~ Local Parent : ”Shaddup before i give you one reason for cry"
- Haole Parent : “you embarrassed your family for fighting at school!”
~ Local Parent : “You wen lick dat faka?”
- Haole Parent : “I’m sending you to therapy”
~ Local Parent: “Shaddup”
HAHAHAHA true story!!!
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YOU ALWAYS GOT THAT ONE SMART ASS BITCH THAT ALWAYS GOT SOME SHIT TO SAY ON TUMBLR WHEN REALY THEY NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BRUSH THEY GOT DAMN CRAYOLA BOX LOOKIN, TEETH BE THROWIN UP GANG SIGNS, DOBBY FROM HARRY POTTAH LOOKIN ASS, CHEWIN ON ROCKS ASS UP N BTW THIS AINT NO MOTHA FUCKIN VIDEO BITCH THIS IS MY REAL ASS VOICE SO IF YOU HATIN BITCH KEEP HATIN CUS U WISH U HAD THIS BEAUTIFUL ASS...
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